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L-Lad-dy g-g-ga-gaga is h-h-ho-ot

Indeed she is.

u ghey

:O Who told you!?

I'd find her sexy if she still had a penis.

I think she can look pretty sexy on occasion. Throughout pretty much the entire Telephone video I thought she looked smoking. She also looked great at the Grammies, VMAs and SNL. Then theres all her other various photo shoots etc. I dunno, far too many photos to choose from.

Her music annoys the hell out of me. She's one of those people who make bad songs that are extremely catchy, creating the illusion that they are good. But that's just my opinion.

But if you actually look at the music structure then I think you'l see that all her tracks area actually extremely well written. WHy else would such a variety of artists have covered her songs? The Fame could have been any type of record, but they wanted it to be a pop record so they gave it a pop production.

She's hot but i really don't like her music at all.

Fair enough I guess. Music is pretty subjective and largely opinion based. I think her ability is irrefutable though, wether you like her or not.

Baby loves to dance in the dark while having telephone sex with Alejandro.

But what about baby's abusive boyfriend or partner who made her afraid in the first place...and like...Alejandro is gay, literally.

Also, Gaga is amazing, seen her live twice. <3

This is the part where I kill you because of jealousy.

but if you kill me I can't take you to the monsterball.

Oh..well in that case, you may love. and we shall Dance In The Dark together.

We've had a bad romance, when do I get my lovegame?

After we've been to the MonsterBall.

Heres, the plan.

I'll Telephone you so we can both get ready and put on our Poker Face(s) to hide our Brown Eyes. We'll go have sex with a load of Boys Boys Boys to earn some Money Honey so we can buy our tickets. Then all we have to do is slay the evil Monster by Just Dancing In The Dark. At which point a bunch of Paper Gangstas (who Like It Rough)will come to help us with their huge fuck off Teeth. We'll both be left Speechless until the Paparazzi come and interview us, leading to our inevitable Fame.

Then we can go see the concert.

Well that was the most epic reply EVER. It all sounds good to me but there's one part I don't agree with. "We'll go have sex with a load of Boys Boys Boys" - see, I'm gay :3

SNAP!

you do know that is a guy right?

Oh, sigh.

I can link you to an article that disproves it if you want.

Also, it wouldn't change a fucking thing. If she is a guys, shes the same person she was before I knew. I don't give a shit. Other people shouldn't either.

You're a loser buddy.

You of all people, calling me buddy?

AgAgydal

I think i prefer the name the right way round.

Come dance with me this beat is sick.

I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

You're one of the most obsessed people I've EVER come across.

Pffft, meet moar people.

Long posts =/= obsession. They just mean more content. Which is generally necessary.

Although on that note, this is actually quite a succinct expression of my thoughts on Lady GaGa. I barely even mentioned her media appearances for example.